“Yesterday, my friend, a Honorable member, has packed out of his Mansion in the outskirts of Kaduna. He has rented a two bedroom apartment in the center of the city. Bandits missed him twice. He is now sharing a garage with co-tenants.
He has left his swimming pool & rose garden behind.”
“I have put up my farm along Kaduna-Abuja road for sale at a good price. If you are interested, I’ll link you up with my farm manager in Akilbu who will take you round for inspection and immediate payment.”
-Shehu Sani